Heid banger

If you've got more time on your hands than you know what to do with, the BBC Trust's latest complaints bulletin has a tale for you. Celtic music, people who aren't pole-dancers, unstable bar stools, blind dates, instructions not to look at cameras, the music of Jimi Hendrix are all part of a ludicrous complaint from, someone who went to a music recording session in, yes, Glasgow. Mr Justice Cocklecarrot couldn't have done better. Read from page 5 onwards - and then wonder what it all cost.