Poised ?

Crikey, I can almost feel myself morphing into the Daily Mail Sidebar of Shame.

Desk job: Watch out, Susanna Reid - TV hostess Sarah Smith, 45, showed a shapely pair at the opening of Scotland 2014, a new show turning heads on BBC1 north of the border. On top, not behind... 

The opening titles seem to feature a post-apocalyptic Alba, with animated pigeons flying the coop and a puzzling cut-out model of Barack Obama. A slighty edgy start, with Sarah trailing an interview with Douglas Alexandra [sic], which produced an odd smile.

• While we're on, yesterday's Good Morning Britain was watched by an average of 420,000 viewers - a 12.9% share - which is the lowest ITV breakfast figure, excluding Bank Holidays, since January. Half-term holidays may have much to do with it. BBC Breakfast averaged 1.46m - a 37.7% share.